Don't ask a stupid question
It just isn't worth the jail time.
It's ok to disagree
I thought turkeys could fly
Anyway we can speed this up?
I was looking for mute
Wine Intervention
Beer Intervention
I'm silently correcting your grammar
How do I block you in real life?
Concrete Dad
Anyone can be president
Why be politically correct
If people could read my mind...
I want to go home
That Escalated Quickly